sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via humoristics)

(Source: twirpy, via heyfunniest)

vesley:

my whole life

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(via humoristics)

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ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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(via dutchster)

kimpissable:

tru

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via humoristics)

thatfunnyblog:

wait

thatfunnyblog:

wait

(Source: drakemoji)

dutchster:

flamingno:

dutchster:

i wanted to type “studying” but autocorrect changed it to “masturbating”. i couldn’t agree more

autocorrect doesn’t change jack shit into masturbating

excuse you

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(via dutchster)

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

(via solo-spock-and-the-sciencebros)

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(via solo-spock-and-the-sciencebros)

shisnojon:

im still horny and you people want to talk about the iphone? lets talk about tiddys

(via solo-spock-and-the-sciencebros)

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

(via dutchster)

melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

(via dutchster)

topcas:

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

(via the-amy-who-waited)